Saturday, September 17, 2011

"My mission is to rid the world of the combover, one at a time*"

*Thus sayeth friend, zesty beautician, and artiste in baby fine hair, Lorraine.

Guys you ain't foolin anyone.   You are merely diminishing any possible chance of attracting a female. 
Now the bloke below...tall blonde, Nordic, lean of frame, eyes of ice cold blue, teeth so white they startle.  He is not trying to be anything he's not, and it's really, really working!! 
It also helps that he's a card carrying Alpha Male, likes to Bushwalk, and has an Australian accent!!
LESSON:  For God's sake, shave your head guys.  It's HOT a combover is NOT!!

5 comments:

  1. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSeptember 17, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    Ah, the combover. A true act of desperation.

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  2. Sprezzatura NationSeptember 18, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    The aviator style eyeglasses really set off a combover, which oft-times is artificially gingered or boot blacked courtesty of "Just for Men."

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  3. Sprezzatura NationSeptember 18, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Combover artist...My former beau...Dr. T.K. That in addition to his pulled up trou, and need for a hearing aide rendered him undatable.

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  4. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSeptember 20, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    Hmmm... and it was a frizzy combover at that. Tsk.

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  5. SprezzaturaSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I think he'd been permed.

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