Friday, November 18, 2011

Sprezzatura Beauty the late, great Natalie Wood

Los Angeles authorities have reopened the mysterious case of Natalie Wood's death, as new questions about her husband Robert Wagner's role in the tragedy are being asked.
Gone but never forgotten.
LESSON: "I'd rather be a beggar and single, than a queen and married*."  --Queen Elizabeth I 
*Especially married twice to creepy douchebag Robert Wagner.  You were way out of his league, Ms. Wood.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

The Show Must Go On...


LESSON:  ENTER ACTION WITH BOLDNESS
Timidity is dangerous:   Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity. Everyone admires the bold; no one honors the timid.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

At First Sight...the way Sprezzatura fall in love




LESSON: Easy peasy...a never fail formula...and it lasts forever.

Momento Mori




LESSON: Momento mori. If you expect nothing, you will never be disappointed.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Let your Life Speak

Let Your Life Speak: Listening for the Voice of VocationFrom p. 89: 
"In our fear of the natural chaos of life...many of us are devoted to eliminating...chaos from the world.  We want to organize and orchestrate things so thoroughly that messiness will never bubble up around us and threaten to overwhelm us (for 'messiness' read dissent, innovation, challenge, and change).  In families and churches and corporations, this shadow is projected as rigidity of rules and procedures, creating an ethos that is imprisoning rather than empowering." 
LESSON LEARNED:  Chaos is the precondition of creativity.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

E-readers violate the essence of Sprezzatura.


"This is why I will never own an E-Reader: because a row of books is more than a compendium of information. It’s a map of all the places your mind has been, a group of friends standing silently by to comfort you.”
 - The Executor by Jesse Kellerman

LESSON:  Oh to have a book, tucked into this cozy nook...There is NO joy in a Nook. 

Monday, September 26, 2011

The vortex of awesomeness!!


And he didn't spill a drop.
 LESSON:  Born Sprezzatura!!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Delicious ambiguity

Be comfortable “working in ambiguity.”

The key to true creative problem solving is the ability to work in ambiguity – to explore the full range of possibilities without jumping to conclusions. The poet John Keats praised Shakespeare for this trait, which he called “negative capability.” As Keats defines it, negative capability “is when man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, [and] doubts without any irritable reaching after fact and reason.” In short, we must feel comfortable moving forward without always knowing exactly where we are headed.
LESSON:  Ambiguity opens you up to discovery, complexity, and growth.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

"My mission is to rid the world of the combover, one at a time*"

*Thus sayeth friend, zesty beautician, and artiste in baby fine hair, Lorraine.

Guys you ain't foolin anyone.   You are merely diminishing any possible chance of attracting a female. 
Now the bloke below...tall blonde, Nordic, lean of frame, eyes of ice cold blue, teeth so white they startle.  He is not trying to be anything he's not, and it's really, really working!! 
It also helps that he's a card carrying Alpha Male, likes to Bushwalk, and has an Australian accent!!
LESSON:  For God's sake, shave your head guys.  It's HOT a combover is NOT!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

DIY Plastic Surgery???

Plastic surgery is a black art and generally considered non-Sprezzatura.  Most Sprezzaturi are scaredy cats when it comes to needles and doctors anyway, and always prefer under to over treatment.   This bitch is most certainly non-Sprezzatura...

Posted 9/9/11 7:07 a.m.
HOMEWOOD (WLS) - A south suburban woman died Thursday after apparently injecting heated beef fat into her face. Janet Hardt, 63, of the 1000 block of W. 186th St. in Homewood, was pronounced dead at 6:25 p.m. at Advocate South Suburban Hospital in Hazel Crest, according to the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office. An autopsy Friday determined Hardt died of peritonitis, a severe abdominal inflammation caused by a bacterial infection suffered from weakened walls in her colon, according to the medical examiner’s office.

Infections she suffered in her face from the injections did not lead to her death, which was ruled natural, according to the medical examiner’s office. A source said shortly before Hardt died, she injected heated beef fat into her face around her mouth and chin, a procedure she had done before on several occasions. Her face reportedly looked “grotesque’’ and the infections in her mouth and lip also had scarring from performing the injections “for some time.’’ The victim was reportedly “obsessed’’ with the process of performing self-injections and had developed her own “process,’’ according to a source. She would boil the beef herself, extract the fat and inject it into her face.
 
Hardt went to the hospital after complaining that her face felt like it was burning, according to the source.
She had previously undergone multiple facial surgeries, the source said. Her face had a “tight’’ appearance and was not very wrinkled.
 
--The Sun-Times Media Wire contributed to this report.

LESSON...  Let Go...

...and let God...

Monday, September 12, 2011

Small Luxuries

 Sprezzatura Nation:  Received this "Excellent Deal" from Aesthetician, Jayne Dooger, at:

Forever Beautiful Salon
5135 N Florida Ave.,
Tampa, FL 33603  (813) 231-3378

Jayne says:  "This is an EXCELLENT DEAL!!! Plus I will do your facial!!  I'm at this spa Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturdays."

LESSON: "Give us the luxuries of life, and we will dispense with its necessaries."
                    --John Lothrop Motley

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sprezzatura Sabbath

Click on images below to compare & contrast:
"The Exciting Idlewild Baptist Church,"  Tampa, FL
NOT SPREZZATURA!!!
 

Sprezzatura Since 1570!!

LESSON:  Latin is a language,
As dead as dead can be.
If it was good enough for Jesus,
It's good enough for me. 
 


Saturday, September 10, 2011

Epic Failure!!!

"Girlfriend, your hat is profoundly retarded"
LESSON:  Less in more.  JBKO (Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis) 100% Sprezzatura.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Sprezzatura 101

Lesson:  Sprettzaturi DO NOT grunt when serving a tennis ball.